The Never Ending Story...

[G Ninja]

Fortunately for you, I'm a whole lot better than Ryu Hayabusa.

Hiruma Yoichi, your terrible Grammar habits ripple across the interbutts; they were large enough to even echo out into the far reaches of RPGP. Hiruma, I am here today, because I have been summoned by an old friend, Über Ninja. No, I am not the Über Ninja. I am his Grammatical second-half. Über Ninja excels in awesome, I excel in Grammar. That is the way of the world.

Let us begin the lesson.

Then you may continue to do so, but seeing how this is forum games, and seeing how games have "rules", but I digress. (*Even with my amazing edits, this sentence still doesn't make any sense.) Call me what you like, I don't mind. It's not like getting into a argument over the internet is going to solve anything, seeing as how I'm pretty sure you're just some bumbling twat siting behind in front of a computer, looking up porn for his own amusement, because he's you're incapable of finding real action in, something people like to call, the world. Have fun and good day.

You know what chicks dig?

The use of commas.

You can't possibly be taken serious in an argument when you argue with so many holes in your Grammar. Try not to vary your points of view, either. You seemed to have switched from a "you're" standpoint to a "he's" standpoint, all in the same sentence. It's okay, a common third grade mistake. Just stick with me, hero, you'll be all right.

I am the G Ninja.